I love my daddy , lots

They were playing Poker Face by Lady Gaga on the radio.

Daddy: "This one, the singer is Lady Gaga right?"

YiMay: "Yep."

Daddy:" See, your daddy so cool."

*Sobs*

I'm so proud of my daddy. :) . He adores pop culture as much as I do. :D

Daddy adores Linkin Park (No Joke, we actually shake our heads to the beats , occasionaly) . He once promised he will take us to the concert (I doubt so, since he never let me go for one)

Daddy can name most singers on the Billboard 100, or can sing the song.

Yay! I have such a fabuluos daddy. :)

Cough drops don't work.

Dang, my temperature went up to 38.1 degree Celcius.

Cough here cough there as if I am going to die.

Never felt so sick in 2009.

Missed out on my 1st Bon Bon outing with my buddies. :( :(

Sorrrrryyyyyy!!Next time, maybe after AGM next week, we all go *ponteng shift*. >< (Although None of you blog nor read this blog)

Never knew counting demerits can make people this sick. (I must Ai Li about this.)

I had no idea what was I thinking.

My physics teacher hates me now. Hahah. Since I hate her lessons. :P . Okaylah, never managed to copy 3 weeks worth of notes of Pascal bla bla bla. There you go Pn.Saik, your class is UBER useless and boring.

Ok, that was plain rebellious of me.

:P

For I am a Jolly Good Fellow :D

HOMG.

Going to Bangkok before my birthday!

Birthday is on Tuesday, I will be back by 12am Monday. Woots.

After all, its my favorite place after my bedroom and the school library. :)

HOMG HOMG HOMG <3!

Yay!!!!!!*Very 5 year-old now*

No, I can't bring these stuff back. :(

I'm sure you guys must be thinking that I have mood swings.

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me likey!

When he was alive, you people think of him as a freak. And then when he passed on, he suddenly became a saint.

Very ironic.

He's dead. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Its so irritating that everywhere you go, Michael Jackson's face/voice/or whatever that is related to him is there to haunt you. Bloody hell.

I mean, he's been dead for almost 3 friggin weeks. Get over it! Get over it ! He's not gonna come alive. What's dead, dead la.

Unless you want his ghost to visit you.

And "Billy Jean is not my lover" sucks. Done,done and DONE. That song really really is irritating and off tune. And he sounds like he is talking to himself or whatever, he sounds damn gay in the song. His falsetto in that song is seriously disturbing.

Nuff' said.

This madness has to come to an abrupt end.

I know half the world is gonna hate me now.

Goldie is a dumb blonde

My dog could have got me sued by my neighbour. Yes, a lawsuit against a barely-16 year old teenage girl.

All because my dog tried to ermmmmm.....,,,

Hump his dumb ass beagle.

If I arrived 1 minute later, the beagle would be darn preggers by time. (Running in your taekwondo uniform isn't quite nice, you know)

English spaniels and beagles aren't exactly the best looking hybrids you can imagine.

My dog never tried to pursue interest in other dogs in the neighbourhood before. Good God, something is wrong. I mean, after 8 years of existing in this world?

My dog is suddenly so horny when he sees that dog. My dumb blonde doggie (Yes dumb blond. Goldie has the Farah Fawcett hair colour and curls) was already going to hump the little bitch beagle , until I managed to drag my dog away and apologize to my neighbour.

Neighbour : " Naughty dog!"

Me : " I'm so sorry "*Trying to leash the dog*

Neighbour : "Very naughty dog there."

Me: *Already dying of embarrassment*

Must be.

I must tie the dog up every time before I leave the house, if not , that rich asshole will file a lawsuit against me.

And I hate the stupid Rotti-weller or however you spell those big scare-off-you-and-your-dog type of dogs of the other no.7 China-man/ Ah Piao looking house in the neighbourhood that always bark at me for no reason. I almost got killed once by this stupid dog. Because its darn owner reversed his car out, when I was walking my dog nearby. And that darn doggie ran out, and I had to run for my dog's and my life, in the opposite direction. Darn Bread-wellers are very scary.

It could have killed my doggy like this . :'(

Cute one.

1 year later,

Not cute anymore.

Dumb dumb breadweller.

Life's a chocolate box of Godivas

UWC is tempting. Very tempting. And prestigious. Which makes its absolutely 1000x irrisistable .If my parents could afford the tuition.

Oh dear.

Outward Bound is getting better, more friends of mine are going . Heck yeah.

YAC 25 , here I come :)

How life tempt me so often.

I got the OB spirit , deep in my heart today.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-ish. Now my violin book aslo M.I.A. ..

Emo :(

:(

For the effing world, I would have kill you

My voice is slowly losing out. But with candy, my throat goes back to normal again.

Honey FFK me. Not Air France somemore.

Supporting (More like SCREAMING) Dynamitez the whole day. I still can talk.

Seeing people kena thrown up into the air more than 20 feet also very scary.

See guys do spilt like nobody's business also very freaky.

My new handsfree disappeared with the earphones. Whattheheckright. Also very efffffffing.

Life is very whattheheckkkkkkkkk.

My MPS pelancaran din go the perfect way I wanted. Stupid F5 button, out of nowhere, it didn't work.

Suddenly got closing ceremony, also whatthefuckla! At first a slide show wasn't required, then suddenly, they want it. I don't even have a clue how the ceremony will run.

Another effing world.

Heckheckheck. My sister is leaving for Australia for a 3 weeks holiday. Whatthefucknow!?

Would you like to hear

What's going on in

My bizzare mind:

#1

We are all bimbos. Never smart enough to do anything perfect.

So there , my fact is proven, bimbo. :D

#2

Gossiping is very addictive . I gossip whenever I can. Gossip girl gossip girl .

It must be a phsycological thing. Makes you feel good?

#3

I hate spoilsports. Seriously, I feel like slapping any ass-hole spoilsport who always spoil everything or anything that is suppose to be fun. Because life is suppose to be fun, not un-fun.

Some people are just so, tense. Which to they don't realise, make people uncomfortable. Hey, we can be selfish, but don't be such a bitch.

#4

I have been enjoying the priviledge of the coolness of the aircond in Pn.Monica's room for the past week. Better than studying in bloody classrooms without a darn fan. (Did I mention skipping classes?)

If Block H was hot already, why make it worst? Wonder which dumbos blasted the fuse box.

#5

For highlighting the possibility of a fish-related influenza to happen. Thank you. Hahah

#6

And to an idiot(might be la), who might be completely blind for god knows what reason, I just wanna speak up for a certain someone

There goes my miserable life.

I'm loving it. :)

For You Turn 16 once only

Happy sweet 16th to you :)

:)

Sorry that I have to ffk you on your birthday. :(

This is like the first song I can actually tahan from a Korean boy band.

So much for infectious beat?

Woah. Library week is more stressful than PMR.

:(

Okay, so my dad didn't take me to the doctor.

But he got me yummy Vitamin C chewies instead :)

Enjoy :)

Its a darn beautiful song.

Daddy turns 50 tomorrow! :D

My old papa .Hahha ;)

I am a Paranoid

I won't be surprised if I have H1N1.

I'm getting paranoid like the song Paranoid by Kanye West and another by Jonas Brothers.

According to the CDC, like seasonal flu, symptoms of swine flu infections can include:

• fever, which is usually high, but unlike seasonal flu, is sometimes absent (Checked, okay, my temperature is abit off)
• cough(Checked)
• runny nose or stuffy nose(Checked)
• sore throat( Almost checked)
• body aches( Yet)
• headache(Almost there)
• chills(
• fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme ( 50% there)
• diarrhea and vomiting, sometimes, but more commonly seen than with seasonal flu (Not Checked)

If I did get quarantined, better pass the computer into my room. If not I won't stay in the room.

Daddy says he's taking me to the doctor later. I doubt so.

The grass is always greener on the other side

I know I talk alot. Ya da ya da. I know I always do this weird creepy bitchy laugh. Yada yada.

I always have this problem. I never speak to any of my dad's friend's kids. Because there's nothing to talk. Its so weird. Very awkward. So why does everyone say I talk so often?

Update of the week:

I have yet to fail a subject *Hoorays* . I love skipping class, especially the useless physics class in school. *Double Hoorays*

Library week, hello hello. Finally, kan? Its been months , since our planning started.

Back to life:

One more week till Jo comes back from UK. Better get me something from Vienna on the way(You know you better), kay? :) Pinky is waiting for you! Then we can go Bangkok(I really wish).

Goldie's waiting for you too. :D

Then can go Greenview, so you can hog all the Sang Har Meen you want. And get something for daddy. ;)

Pick a side, Death or Life

In Singapore, my mum told me to get the Converse with little shiny decos on the side because it looks more girly.

Yes, rhinestones. No joke. Thank god they're so tiny and silvery. If not I will die of embarresment . I didn't know it was in a Treble Clef Shape. At least those kick-ass Converse are black.

Ee. My mum is such a weirdo. She wants a dinner for daddy's 50th birthday.

"Oh, your dad only turn 50 once in his life."

So where were all the parties I was supposed to have? *%^#Nofairkay?!

Me and my Ultra-Super cool Daddy :) ( I know, sound so Lala-ish. But I can't help it sometimes)

I don't want to be so dark. :( . So African .

This is not a happy ending , yet

Don't worry. I am quite alive. :)

Camp was well, great, but nothing as good as the previous two . Feeling bad as part of the organising team . :(

School starts tomorrow. A kazillion(As Ye Huan noticed, Kazillion is my favorite word) homework still on my workdesk .

Ke Li's best question when she came in my room.

"Where do you study?"

ROFL.

I do not know what these two were thinking. Tsk tsk.

This Ah-Po keeps hogging all my cute toys.
Honey's attempt to chow down on my fake apple.
Ke Li

Frisbee
Mr Olive trying to hump an arm?

Results are coming back tomorrow. :(